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Monday, April 13, 2009

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

This morning, I read a report that said that men with sisters are better people. They are more sensitive to a woman's needs, better listeners, more attentive, better husbands, and happier people as a whole. I take full responsibility for my Little Brother.. without me he would be just another insensitive, careless guy.

So this blog is all about sisters and how truly wonderful we are. We are loving and caring. We give hugs and kisses when we must and a good smack down as needed (which is often). We define "space". "This is my space and don't you dare step over the line!" Smack down if you do.

We mess up all of their toys when they are little, and we mess up all of their toys when they are grown. We constantly remind them how silly and rediculous they are, but in a loving way. We make them sit through all the "girly stuff" that we do and if they don't comply with our demands, we scream at the top of our lungs! Hence, they quickly look at us in horror, shut up, and do as we say. Otherwise, smack down. They place with tea sets when they don't want to, and they have to be nice to all our dollies regardles of how many of their stupid boy toys we break.

Yes, being a sister rocks! It rocks big time! All you ladies lucky enough to have a man in your life who has been "tenderized" by their sister should thank us. Afterall had we not put them through the rigerous Sister Boot Camp training, they wouldn't be the men they are today.

Here's to Sisters! Cheers!

Lucy Tamajon
Writer

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